I was a math and science kid, and still love physics jokes. Don’t worry, I don’t do this too often.
Question: What do you get if you cross Schrodinger's Cat with Pavlov's Dog? Answer: A pet that salivates when you ring a bell. Or does it?
Heisenberg is speeding down the highway. A cop pulls him over and says “Do you have any idea how fast you were going back there?” Heisenberg says, “No, but I know where I was.”