Voter suppression. Old definition: Any attempt to prevent eligible persons from voting. New definition: Any attempt to prevent ineligible persons from voting.
Racism. Old definition: Treating people according to the color of their skin. New definition: Not treating people according to the color of their skin.
Science. Old definition: Following the evidence wherever it leads. New definition: Discarding evidence that doesn’t fit the narrative.
Judgment. Old definition: The intellectual act by which justice is recognized and enacted. New definition: A habit of bigoted people.
Education. Old definition: Systematically acquiring knowledge and intellectual discipline. New definition: Systematically internalizing the attitudes of those considered smart.
Hate. Old definition: Malice toward others. New definition: Disagreeing with the speaker.
Virtue. Old definition: Wisdom, courage, justice, and temperance. New definition: Agreeing with the speaker.
Progressive. Old definition: Having a tendency to promote changes for the better. New definition: Having a tendency to promote whatever changes the opinion-forming classes approve at the present time.
Freedom of Speech. Old definition: Liberty of persuasion, argument, and discussion, with restrictions on obscenity, libel, and threats. New definition: Liberty of obscenity, libel, and threats, with restrictions on persuasion, argument, and discussion.
Woman. Old definition: An adult human being of the sex opposite and complementary to a man. New definition: Fill in the blank.
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