When a couple with their six fine children accepted our invitation to have dinner with us, my wife and I were charmed by the cheerful courtesy of their oldest daughter.

“Without a doubt,” we told her, “you’re the politest teenage girl who has ever visited our house.”

She laughed.  “Since I’ve been working at Chick-fil-A, I talk that way to everyone.”

Gentle readers,

Since God’s mind is in no danger of breaking from tension, He has no need to frolic, and since nothing can take Him by surprise, it might seem that He would take no interest in humor.

If you can identify as a woman in a man's body, or a black person in a white person’s body, then why stop at sex and race?  Some persons say they identify as cats.  Some have even asked to have their limbs amputated because they identify as paraplegics.

Enter then, all of you, into the joy of our Lord.

First and last, receive alike your reward.

Rich and poor, dance together.

You who fasted and you who have not fasted, rejoice together.

The table is fully laden:  Let all enjoy it.

The calf is fatted:  Let none go away hungry.